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Seaman Stains

2
Espliffany's

The word “occasional” is more related to frequency. It has little to do with an event or occasion, as the name suggests

2 years ago

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Chuck Burnhardt

3
Espliffany's

A wise man treasures his ignorance.

2 years ago

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Citizen_Kaned

13
Espliffany's

There’s a fine line between an Espliffany and an Esplif”fony”. And that line is located on the right side of the “a”.

2 years ago

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Citizen_Kaned

13
Espliffany's

The only thing worse than a woman’s handbag is a wizard’s pouch.

2 years ago

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Blazemeister

5
Espliffany's

I once smoked a Jay in my pyjamas. How it got into my pyjamas I’ll never know.

2 years ago

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Seaman Stains

2
Espliffany's

Some dogs are sausage dogs

2 years ago

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burnmore

1
Espliffany

Eucalyptus trees are the most successful species ever.

2 years ago

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Darth_Vaper

5
Espliffany's

Where do stoner Hamsters go on holiday?…… Hamsterdam!

2 years ago

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Darth_Vaper

5
Espliffany's

I once started a band called the rolling stoners. We rehearsed once, then broke up.

2 years ago

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Blazemeister

5
Espliffany's

Don’t be afraid of moving slowly, only be afraid of standing still.

1 year ago

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Blazemeister

5
Espliffany's

Do the best espliffanys occur when blazing on the toilet?

2 years ago

1 comment

Citizen_Kaned

13
Espliffany's

What do stoner bears do? They high-bear-nate!

2 years ago

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Darth_Vaper

5
Espliffany's

Live slow, die old.

2 years ago

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Citizen_Kaned

13
Espliffany's

The universe is like an old old person who out of sheer boredom decided to smash their mind into a billion billion pieces.

2 years ago

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Chuck Burnhardt

3
Espliffany's

The universe really is the smell of burned almonds.

2 years ago

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Chuck Burnhardt

3
Espliffany's

I once turned all the books on my bookshelf back to front to remind myself never to judge a book by it’s cover. I woke up in the morning I was like “what the f&%k?”

2 years ago

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chuck_burnhardt

1
Espliffany

Why aren’t male “piss sinks” a common thing? They make all the sense in the world!

2 years ago

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Citizen_Kaned

13
Espliffany's

Who the fuck are “they” and what do “they” want?

2 years ago

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Sharty Mcfly

3
Espliffany's

My girlfriend is she who said it.

1 year ago

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Citizen_Kaned

13
Espliffany's

Most things don’t make much sense unless you really really want them to.

2 years ago

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Citizen_Kaned

13
Espliffany's

Take it easy, but take it!

1 year ago

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Sharty Mcfly

3
Espliffany's

The weed seed needs freed indeed.

2 years ago

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Citizen_Kaned

13
Espliffany's

I once tried to learn how to lucid dream with the sole purpose of trying to get high whilst asleep

2 years ago

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Citizen_Kaned

13
Espliffany's

Not all trees want to be hugged!

2 years ago

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Sharty Mcfly

3
Espliffany's

Imagine this John! Imagine this!

2 years ago

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Citizen_Kaned

13
Espliffany's

Your future self is wishing you hadn’t smoked so much

2 years ago

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Darth_Vaper

5
Espliffany's

There will only ever be less and less people on Earth who are older than you.

1 year ago

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Citizen_Kaned

13
Espliffany's

Extraordinary is the opposite of extra ordinary

1 year ago

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Citizen_Kaned

13
Espliffany's

There’s a fine line between an Espliffany and an Esplif”fony”. And that line is located on the right side of the “a”.

2 years ago

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Citizen_Kaned

13
Espliffany's

In our observable universe, weed is rarer than Gold

2 years ago

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Blazemeister

5
Espliffany's

We are the eyes through which the universe gets real high.

2 years ago

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Blazemeister

5
Espliffany's

Sweet dreams are made of weed.

2 years ago

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